Hemlok's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Thwomps]

Really funny!

I had a few laughs out of this. This flash was just great I love it! I'm a sprites kind of guy and I love these Mario ones! I also enjoyed the Thwomps. I haven't seen anyone use Thwomps in their flashes let alone the main characters! I loved the voices! They fit perfectly. The sound when the second Thwomp tried to bash down on Mario was great. I really enjoyed it! There wasn't that much violence. I just wish there was more of that! This flash was very funny. I loved the third Thwomp. What was he a moron? He just layed around sleeping like a bump on a log. When Mario passed him and he fell over, I found that hilarious! I also liked how thr first two Thwomps were about to curse but were cut off by the wall and the lava. I found that funny. Over all this is a great flash. I can see why it got Daily third Place! The only thing that I think could use improving is have some more violence and make your next flash a little bit longer. Once again great job on makeing this flash! Keep up the good work.

[an encounter with a hobo.]

Made me laugh.

This wasn't that great at all but it got a giggle out of me. The best part was the graphics. You had your own style to them and they were very basic. They also looked nice and fit into the flash. I also liked how the hobo's mouth moved. Not many people use a good mouth in there flashes and it usually throws off the whole flash. You hit the dot on it! At first I liked the sound but after a few minutes it was really annoying! I couldn't stand it! It would have been nice if the kid said something as well. It was funny at the beginning but like I said before it got annoying. The hobo's voice was so high pitched you could barely hear what she was saying! I'm pretty sure it was a she. Anyway this was just way too short. Make it longer next time! Over all this really isn;t a very good flash. A lot of things need improvement. Have a better voice, needs more humor, and needs to be a lot longer! You did an alright job on this flash. Keep it up!

[Flash back]

Just terrible.

It's flashes like these that make me ponder why people let these things slip into the portal. This flash had to be five seconds long, at the most! It didn't even have a plot. It was just two poorly drawn stick figures and one hits his head on a rock. What was that sound in the flash? I didn't even understand what it even said! The voice was just way to high pitched to even hear anything! I actually really like stick figures, as long as they run smoothly but these were just pathetic. Over all this is a terrible flash. I don't recomend anyone to watch it. If you want to submt another flash into Newgrounds make sure you put some time and effort into it and actually have a story going with it.

[TMNT Dance Party!]

I kinda liked it!

Probably one of the only reasons I liked this flash is because of the song. I use to be a huge fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle television show and the song just brings back good memories. My advice, next time you make a flash like this warn the viewer in your description that this may cause seizures. It's just some advice. I can't tell you why but I liked these graphics! They were cute little figures that just made me smile. You didn't really need to write subtitles because the music was very clear. Over all this is an alright flash. The only thing that could use improving is just warn people for seizures and next time actually have a story to back up the song! Good luck on your future submissions.

[Max worm]

Two thumbs way up!

I think you have done the impossible. You made a flash with so much action but still made it cute. That alone deserves a ten! Now onto the review. I gave you a ten for graphics because I just really enjoyed them! I loved the detail you had in the backgrounds. The best thing about the graphics were the guns. They looked great and life like. I gave you a six for style because I just kept on referring this flash to the Madness series. Thought this is still a great flash, I just keep on thinking this is a rip off. I gave you a nine for sound because of the sound effects. I just found them cute and perfect for this flash. I also loved the high pitched voices that you barely heard. I wish you used those voices a lot more then you did! It would have made this flash so much better. I think why I gave you a ten for violence is self explanatory. I've been seeing a lot of these flashes were it's just action all the way through which is just great! The thing that I look for the most in violent flashes like this is blood spray. I feel you had your own blood style and it was good for this flash. I also liked how you made it kid friendly. It's not like you had guts flying everywere and staining the walls. That can be a good thing sometimes. I gave you a nine for humor because of the easter eggs and of course the ending! I liked looking at the things you put in the background. I really enjoyed the Spider Man hanging on the wall in the beginning. One of the best parts was when the two worms were playing poker. I laughed so hard after that! I don't think there is any better ending then the one you used. I loved seeing Master Chief and Samus fighting by Max's side. Overall this is a great flash! The only thing that you could have improved on was useing more of that high pitched voice more. Congratulations on the awards, you really do deserve them! Once again great job makeing this flash! I just hope to see a lot more flashes like this from you!

Jack-Mace responds:

A very well explaind review..I like it.
Respect
Thanks for liking my movie.

-Jack

[Pink Army]

Great!

This is one hell of a flash! It was literally action packed from beginning to end. Of course I have to congratulate you with your Animator V. Animation flash. By far the most creative flash on Newgrounds so far. I'm actually shocked that this flash didn't get an award. In my opinion I found it better then Animator Vs. Animation. Now onto the review. I gave a ten for graphics because everything was so smooth. Even though they were stick figures I don't think it would have been any better if the characters were any different. I love the tree scene. The tree just looked like you drew it with Crayons! I think what looked the best was when the magician sent out a huge blast of water. It just ran so smoothly and looked so real it was just amazing. I gave you a ten for style because I haven't seen something like this on Newgrounds. Like I said before it was fighting from beginning to end. I felt bad for the orange guy. He just kept getting hit by something one thing after the other. I gave you an eight for sound because of the sound effects. Everything was perfect from the slicing through the tree from the ounds of the water. As far as the sound effects go they were perfect. The music was good and it fit pretty well but I barely heard it through the flash. If you just made the music a little louder it would have been better. A nine for violence because there were just so much of it. There was something different every time. I liked how you saved the best for last when the orange guy fought the magician. I just wish he fought him a little longer. Overall this was an amazing flash. This is going under my favorites! The thing that could be improved was the volume of the music. I also thought that it ended abruptly. Next time you should have some credits. Once again great flash! It must be so much fun making these kind of flashes. I hope you make another flash similar to this.

[Star Wars: Old Wounds]

Great.

I've never noticed until now that there isn't a lot of Star Wars flashes on Newgrounds. Well, from what I've seen. This one was awesome! The graphics were mind blowing. The characters were very detailed and so were the backgrounds. I can tell you took a lot of time on this. Nice style. Like I said before I haven't seen a lot of Star Wars flashes on Newgrounds lately and this one was just amazing. I gave you a ten for sound because of the voice acting. All of the characters voices were great but I took a fancy to Darth Maul's voice. How did you do it? You didn't need any subtitles because the voices were so clear you can hear them perfectly. I liked the music for the credits. It was just like the real Star Wars and it gave this flash a nice touch. I gave you a six for violence because you did have action scenes, but there wasn't a lot of them and the ones you did have went by way to fast and you couldn;t really see what was going on. This flash would have been so much better if there were more action scenes. Good job on making this flash and next time just make a lot more action scenes. I hope you make a sequel to this. Once again good job making this flash and I hope to see a lot more flashes from you!

[two brothers]

Great style.

I loved your style to this flash! It was so original and it's something I would like to see a lot more of on Newgrounds. The graphics were great! I loved how you just used sketches of the characters. It was simple. Though the black and white style fit this flash color would have been nice. I would have also liked to see some backgrounds. Some mountains would have made it look really good. Like I said before great style to this flash! I was really into the whole story thing going on with a little part of the story and then you acted the part of the story with animation. I gave you an eight for sound because the music was a perfect fit for this flash. I liked the action scenes going on but I wish there was a lot more of them! A little more action scenes and blood spray wouldn't have hurt. Great job makeing this flash and like I said a million times before I love your style! The only thing I could ask for improvement wise is make backgrounds, add some color, and of course make it longer! Although I said a lot of things need improvement this was still a very good flash! I can see why this got Daily Feature! Once again great job!

["Chickens"]

Short and to the point.

I honestly can't tell you why but I really liked this flash! The best part was the graphics. When the chickens hopped around it went by so smoothly it was amazing. The chickens were drawn creatively and so was everything else. I wish there was a better background like a farm or some other animals back there. Great style to this flash. It was short but I liked it. The sound wasn;t very good. I liked the music for thirty seconds then it just got annoying. I gave you a nine for violence because of the bird on top of the pole. It was so bloody I loved it! I wish you would have shown how that bird got up there in the first place. I gave you a five for humor because of that chicken who was hitting on the dead one. I found that very funny. You did a good job making this flash! Next time just make it longer and have better music! Next time also have an actual meaning to the flash and have it going somewhere!