Hemlok's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Deaf Birds]

Terrible

These were the worst graphics ive ever seen. It was pretty dumb and had no point what so ever. Whyd that bird shoot all the other birds? No point. The only reason i give you a 1 was because the gun shots sounded pretty reallistic.

[Zelda's Grandma Quest]

Terrible

How can you do this to zelda. Im a huge fan of zelda and ill leave it to you to ruin the name of zelda. The graphics were terrible. They dont even talk, you can barely read the subtitles. And when the guard was about to fight zelda you dont even see them fight whats with that! All you do is read you crappy words and hear corny sword swings. And at the end when the grandma was talking to zelda why the hell as zelda holding a chicken!? I gave you a ten because i loved the music you used. A very poor job.

[Harmon's grandma]

Not bad

I loved how that guy punched the grandma in the first 30 seconds of the flash lol it was great. Then he brings the girl her grandma and they do stuff together all day it was hilarious. But there mouthes moving was pretty crummy. And it was pretty dumb how that guy had frosting and candles on his head but nice job anyway

[Portrait of a Modern Man]

Nice job

The graphics were pretty good. The music was perfect for it. And the backgrounds were great. But i wish something talked lol. And the movie kinda dragged on it was too long. But the ending was pretty funny and i loved the bees lol great job making this flash keep up the good work.

[!!!jump Around!!! Iv]

This sucked

Ok the real heads on cartoon bodies were funny for 2 seconds and the song was good but this is like the worst flash ive ever seen. The dancers didnt even do different moves they just did there crappy dances forever. Theres pretty much nothing good to say about this flash. I always bring out the bright side of flashes but not this one this is terrible.

[The Mighty Ketchup Man 2]

It was ok

I liked the story line but there was a lot of flass. The graphics werent very good and the backgrounds were terrible. And every single character talked like robots. The music when the ketchup man was training was great. If you make the next one longer and better graphics ill give it a 10 great job.

[Robots in Ancient Greece]

No way

At first i thought this flash would kick ass because of the music. But it was pretty terrible. The graphics need improvement. That music was not fit for thats flash. There was no violence all you saw was a dead spartin with X's around his eyes. And there was no humore what so ever. And robots and spartans dont mix man lol.

[Juiceball]

It was pretty good

Lol mac and cheese a vegetable pretty funny. Graphics could have been better. Whyd the baseball players get fat 1 year later i dont get it lol. Did the eat to much mac and cheese lmao good job.

[Naruto - Go !!!]

It was ok but disapointing

I must say as a fan of anime i am i huge fan of naruto it is probably my second favorite anime next to inu-yasha lol. I did like seeing all the characters from the anime it was a nice little song to. But i was expecting naruto to kick butt instead hes just singing along. O well it was alright.

[South Park Surprise]

It was ok

It deffinately was a sick twist. Great graphics and the voice was keen but 1 question. HOW THE HELL IS THIS FLASH FOR ALL AGES LOL!